Question by DareDevil Virgin: Jokes, Jokes and Jokes?
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted talk.
She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to
get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, “Then you used to
kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the
cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. “Then you use to bite my neck. “Angrily,
he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going ?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”

once in a mens locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, every body stopped to listen. the man picked up the and on line was a lady “Darling i saw a very beautiful drees Its only for Rs 50,000 can i buy it?”
Man: sure darling
Lady: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh…
Man: buy it sweetheart
Lady: and a decorative painting for our room how about that only
75,000?
Man: of course
Lady: thankyou, i love you!
Everyone in locker started staring at the man, after sometime the man
Shouted “Does anyone knows the owner of this phone?”

Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap!

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “if I don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock it
down to $ 60.00, but it would be very painful”
“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.
“Okay,” says the dentist. “I can save time if instead of using my normal
surgical procedure, I simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers. I
could get away with charging $ 20.00″
“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”
“Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I charge you just $ 10.00″
“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the

conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one

thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists

dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

‘US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and

have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech

digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.’

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

‘After digging as deep as 500 meters, Chinese scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

The Biggest Mystery of Maths

1000s of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Thousands of formulas made,

But still…..
X is unknown!!
but
XXX is well known!

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, ‘Children are a gift from God,’ he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, ‘Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.’

And the congregation said, ‘Amen’

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: “Dark in here.”
The Man says: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “£250-00.”

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have soccer boots.”
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: “How much?”
The Boy says:”£750-00.”
The Man says: “Fine, I will buy them.”
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: “Grab your ball and boots, let’s go outside a
The Boy says: “I can’t, I sold them for £1000.”
The Father says: “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…
£1000 is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your sins.”
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: “Dark in here.”
The Priest says: “Don’t start that sh!t again!

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Answer by °o.O.o°[ ???? ]°o.O.o°
hehe great.. thanks buddy =P really needed a few laughs C=

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Stop Your Fear of The Dentist in Greenwich CT

You’re not the only one! Over 100 million Americans go through some manner of worry or unease about visiting the dentist. Sleep Dentists have already assisted lots of anxious patients get the dental attention they require even as in an exceedingly heightened state of calm and relaxation. In addition to being trained and certified, sleep dentists are highly sensitive to the wants of a afraid patient.

Sedation is precisely for anyone who needs a snug and calming dental event. It is especially useful if you:
· have dental fear that makes you postpone or stay away from dental procedure
· have had a dangerous expertise at the dentist in the earlier period
· can’t get comfortable at the dental office
· can’t stand the sights, sounds or smells of a dental workplace
· can’t sit still during a dental appointment
· have problems getting numb, making your appointment terribly painful
· want a ton work done and do not have time for several appointments
· are embarrassed regarding the condition of your teeth.
· Have a unhealthy gag reaction
· Have extraordinarily sensitive teeth
· Detest needles and shots

You do not want to be embarrassed anymore. We have a tendency to see patients like you every day. A number of our clients haven’t been to the dentist in ten or twenty years or more. We can never pass judgment on you or create you feel dangerous about the condition of your mouth. We tend to are here to help.

You will be sedated simply enough to be unconscious of the treatment, as if you were snoozing. In fact folks tell us the entire expertise feels like a dream. When it’s over you may consider refreshed, with little or no bad memories of what was accomplished.

Sedation Dentists recognize the worth of creating a comforting ambiance to make certain that your go through is at ease and unease-freeAlso, in addition to expert care, lots of dentists present peaceful extras like massage chairs, headphones and special TV monitors. A Sedation Dentist can present you a perfectly new, unease free dental feel. Contact a sedation dentist now… and expect to to experience a level of client attention you never expected was doable.
Iatrosedation [i. e. the reprieve of nervousness by way of the doctor's behavour] is an basic half of the accomplishment of each method that dentists try.

Oral sedation ( pills or a liquid) Being place to sleep is known as as general anaesthesia. Make it a point to locate a peaceful and sympathetic dentist who can to calm your mind, whether or not this means trying out additional than one dentist. As a guideline, IV is for people who dislike procedure and be as “out of it” as possible. The downside is that one require escorted home and watched for at least the following half-dozen hrs. Nitrous Oxide is for people who are a a bit scared, it calms people down nicely and could be a somewhat helpful painkiller.

Sleep dentistry is an exceptional solution for people who suffer from dental fear or have difficulty obtaining numb. Our dentist offers a secure, simple manner to improve your mind due to your dental visit!

Snoring

You’re not the only one! Over 100 million Americans go through some manner of worry or unease about visiting the dentist. Sleep Dentists have already assisted lots of anxious patients get the dental attention they require even as in an exceedingly heightened state of calm and relaxation. In addition to being trained and certified, sleep dentists are highly sensitive to the wants of a afraid patient.

Sedation is precisely for anyone who needs a snug and calming dental event. It is especially useful if you:
· have dental fear that makes you postpone or stay away from dental procedure
· have had a dangerous expertise at the dentist in the earlier period
· can’t get comfortable at the dental office
· can’t stand the sights, sounds or smells of a dental workplace
· can’t sit still during a dental appointment
· have problems getting numb, making your appointment terribly painful
· want a ton work done and do not have time for several appointments
· are embarrassed regarding the condition of your teeth.
· Have a unhealthy gag reaction
· Have extraordinarily sensitive teeth
· Detest needles and shots

You do not want to be embarrassed anymore. We have a tendency to see patients like you every day. A number of our clients haven’t been to the dentist in ten or twenty years or more. We can never pass judgment on you or create you feel dangerous about the condition of your mouth. We tend to are here to help.

You will be sedated simply enough to be unconscious of the treatment, as if you were snoozing. In fact folks tell us the entire expertise feels like a dream. When it’s over you may consider refreshed, with little or no bad memories of what was accomplished.

Sedation Dentists recognize the worth of creating a comforting ambiance to make certain that your go through is at ease and unease-freeAlso, in addition to expert care, lots of dentists present peaceful extras like massage chairs, headphones and special TV monitors. A Sedation Dentist can present you a perfectly new, unease free dental feel. Contact a sedation dentist now… and expect to to experience a level of client attention you never expected was doable.
Iatrosedation [i. e. the reprieve of nervousness by way of the doctor's behavour] is an basic half of the accomplishment of each method that dentists try.

Oral sedation ( pills or a liquid) Being place to sleep is known as as general anaesthesia. Make it a point to locate a peaceful and sympathetic dentist who can to calm your mind, whether or not this means trying out additional than one dentist. As a guideline, IV is for people who dislike procedure and be as “out of it” as possible. The downside is that one require escorted home and watched for at least the following half-dozen hrs. Nitrous Oxide is for people who are a a bit scared, it calms people down nicely and could be a somewhat helpful painkiller.

Sleep dentistry is an exceptional solution for people who suffer from dental fear or have difficulty obtaining numb. Our dentist offers a secure, simple manner to improve your mind due to your dental visit!

Snoring has a number of negative effects on your well being, being one of the primary causes of sleep deprivation, headaches and overall loss of productivity. You may feel that it effects not only your own sleep, but also be a cause of great frustration to your partner as well, causing problems within an otherwise happy relationship. While the short term effects may be relatively harmless, long-run chronic snorers can develop high blood pressure and are more likely to suffer from lung or heart problems. Fortunately in today’s sleep dentistry industry there are effective snoring solutions that help combat the long and short-term affects of snoring.
You can stop snoring or Obstructive Sleep Apnoea with an oral appliance snoring device. The treatment is painless, harmless and most of all effective. Oral appliances are easy and comfortable to wear during sleep. They are similar to a custom fitting mouth guard and will not prevent you from opening and closing your mouth, talking or yawning. Majority of sleep dentists consider dental sleep appliances as the most effective treatment for snoring and studies have demonstrated that dental sleep appliances are far more effective than surgical treatments.
Through the treatment of an oral appliance snoring aid you can experience a number of benefits, from improving your quality of life through to greater vitality, increased working performance and reduced risk of heart disease, stroke and high blood pressure.  With an oral appliance snoring device you can be confidant that you will snore no more, finally ending those sleepless nights.